May 2010
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I'm getting harassed on formspring
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April 2010
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My father got sick when I was 22… and I was poor. And my father had an ulcer,...
– CHRIS ROCK, responding to host Bill Maher asking if he ever went to the emergency room as his primary healthcare provider, on Real Time [via inothernews] (via mohamednoordeen) (via cuntymint) (via tblant) (via kathleenjoy) (via monnie) (via verticalbarmatt)
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i want to ask you out right now, you’re so adorable. you were blushing profusely when you approached me this morning in the library, then you scampered off when i pointed out that your cheeks were as red as a cherry.
you came back shortly after and asked me to sit next to you, and before i could finish my sentence you left because you were so nervous.
after school today when i walked you...
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Last week my school gave the Seniors a “Senior Events Packet” with all the information about Senior Ball, Senior Cruise, etc. Under the Senior Awards Night information it says, “Families of seniors being honored will receive invitations mailed to their homes.”
Did I just get the Visual Arts Department Award? The award I’ve been waiting 2 years for? I’m...
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Regrets
slevmeister:
God she’s going to hate me!
What happened, feel free to IM i’ll be up a while. I’ll listen if you need somenoe to talk to.
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this post is dedicated to that one douchebag at...
you don’t just sit around not doing your work, then leave early just so i can clean up everything you didn’t finish, then call me bro as you walk out the door. no it doesn’t work that way. mr. asshole from work, thank you for leaving me 2 HOURS after i was supposed to leave and you can say thank you to lemar, david, and jonny for finishing your shit too. i don’t know why...
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shxx:
theotherweasley replied to your photo:WTF? “Oh let me just wipe grate my ass” Imagine that on your cooter.
———— Lets not and say we didn’t because no.. no no no no no no no no no no no no no nononononononononononononononononononoooooooooooooooooo
I LOVE THIS GIF
Jesus saves.
JESUS PASSES TO MOSES!
GOAAAAAAAAAAL!
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SHARKS WINNNNN
Off to round two of the playoffs!!!
Best quote of the evening, “Colorado is going to be asked to do something they haven’t done yet in this series, score more than 2 goals.” -Comcast Commentator
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this is tumblr not myspace
i don’t need pictures of you and your friends drinking from that gettogetherlastnight all over my freakin dashboard, thanks though.
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